Payback. It's coming, kids.

Things I will do when my kids have their licenses:
 
1) Ask for a snack. Dump said snack on the ground and either cry that I want it back, or demand a better snack.
 
2) Ask for a sippy cup. Unscrew lid. Pour on top of snack already on the ground.
 
3) Take off shoes and socks. Throw shoes at the back of the driver's head. Put socks on hands and perform a puppet show, the whole time yelling, "Are you watching my puppet show? You're not watching! You're not watching!" 
 
4) Randomly yell "Look out!" and laugh when the driver swerves or slams on the brakes. 
 
5) Sing loudly. To any song. Always the wrong lyrics. 
 
6) Comment every 5 seconds that _____ is a better driver. 





I have 10 years to complete this list.

I love Chicago

What other city, I ask of you, has a large silver bean in the middle of a park? 

That's right! ONLY Chi-Town!